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Star Wars Episode 7DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is purely for comedic purposes. It is not to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. Also, neither me nor my friend own Star Wars. If we did, Leia would still have her hair-buns.
Star Wars: Episode 7 yeah, right.
Okay, so we all know that Y'know, how about we
just skip the intro and get right to the movie. Just remember
that this isn't supposed to be a real movie, as
much as you would like it to be. Sorry!
The "movie" opens with Luke, Leia, and Han on Tatooine. In front of them is Jabba the Hutt's palace.
Leia: (angrily) I can't believe you wanted to come HERE!
Han: Well, Luke does have a point. There COULD be survivors.
Leia: And if there aren't?
Luke: Y'know, I never thought about that.
(The screen pans left to reveal a shadowy figure, which looks a bit like a Twilek. Nobody notices.)
Han: Well, this would be a nice place to get married (Looks at Leia)
Leia: Okay, as long as there's chocolate-covered strawberries. You know how much I lo
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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