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Star Wars Episode 7DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is purely for comedic purposes. It is not to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. Also, neither me nor my friend own Star Wars. If we did, Leia would still have her hair-buns.Star Wars: Episode 7
yeah, right.Okay, so we all know that
Y'know, how about wejust skip the intro and get right to the movie. Just rememberthat this isn't supposed to be a real movie, asmuch as you would like it to be. Sorry!The "movie" opens with Luke, Leia, and Han on Tatooine. In front of them is Jabba the Hutt's palace.Leia: (angrily) I can't believe you wanted to come HERE!Han: Well, Luke does have a point. There COULD be survivors.Leia: And if there aren't?Luke: Y'know, I never thought about that.(The screen pans left to reveal a shadowy figure, which looks a bit like a Twilek. Nobody notices.)Han: Well, this would be a nice place to get married
(Looks at Leia)Leia: Okay, as long as there's chocolate-covered strawberries. You know how much I lo
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