Star Wars Episode 7DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is purely for comedic purposes. It is not to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. Also, neither me nor my friend own Star Wars. If we did, Leia would still have her hair-buns.
Star Wars: Episode 7 yeah, right.
Okay, so we all know that Y'know, how about we
just skip the intro and get right to the movie. Just remember
that this isn't supposed to be a real movie, as
much as you would like it to be. Sorry!
The "movie" opens with Luke, Leia, and Han on Tatooine. In front of them is Jabba the Hutt's palace.
Leia: (angrily) I can't believe you wanted to come HERE!
Han: Well, Luke does have a point. There COULD be survivors.
Leia: And if there aren't?
Luke: Y'know, I never thought about that.
(The screen pans left to reveal a shadowy figure, which looks a bit like a Twilek. Nobody notices.)
Han: Well, this would be a nice place to get married (Looks at Leia)
Leia: Okay, as long as there's chocolate-covered strawberries. You know how much I lo
Freakazette's Theme SongFaster than the speed of light
Wears a set of spandex tights
Sidekick to the Freakazoid
Hopefully that might fill the void
She's got a knack for danger
And flirting with a stranger
Really wants a marmoset
Check out Janice Jenkins
Shyest girl we've seen
Was playing World of Warcraft
And was sucked into the screen
She turned into the Freakazette
A lovely shade of blue
She could be just like Supergirl
If she could get a clue!
She's never known to run away
Made a fruit bowl out of clay
Rides around on the Freakcycle
Life with her is never dull
She's here to save the planet
So pay attention, darn it
If you don't, we'll be upset